The Players of this Saga

Here is a quick reference as to who is who in my crazy world:

• Dooritos: Me, the former party girl who now parties at Chuckie Cheese.

• Thing One : My rambunctious three year old son.

• Thing Two: My loving, sneaky two year old daughter.

• Big Cheese: My ex boyfriend and father of my two children.

                          

• Mami: My beautiful 78 year old Ecuadorian mother.

• Sarge: My caring police office father who passed away when I was 12.